Posted by Lord Nikos Leocardic, Baron of Trans-Arx on February 26, 1997 at 01:23:29:
To the p(h)easant Pär Lindholm!
Listen man!
Your position and Your acts are insults to the very SOUL of Ladonia and an abhorrence to the core of the kind people of Umeå and Norrland who have given me and your lowly self shelter from the oppressions of the imperialistic Swedes!
As a noble of an ancient Ladonian House I hereby lower myself to your simple state of mind and CHALLENGE You to a fight to the DEATH! The fight will be fought with waterfilled condoms, one each. I suggest the following place: The marketplace of Umeå and the following date: year 48.016, the 30th of February!
Until then I will have nothing to do with rabble like you!
With regards of nothinglessness!
Lord Nikos Leocardic, Baron of Trans-Arx
Partyleader of the Optimats, Extraordinarie Emissarie to the NBF and
Colonel of Her Majesty' Most Loyal Trans-Arxian Greenadiers