Posted by John Parman on January 22, 1998 at 08:10:49:
I was, on orders from the secretary of state, visiting the web page of the Kingdom of Freedonia, based in Philadelphia (the city of brotherly love) Pennsylvania. I looked through their relatively sparse page and then discovered with glee their amazing constitution, it is much like that of the USA, but has remnants of France, Russia, Holland and even Mexico inside it. I feel that the parliament should take a look at Freedonia and decide whether it would be suitable to establish diplomatic relations with them. I have told King Brett, their leader that there will be probably three weeks before we decide, but don't forget, they expect an answer. I personally as chief of the dilomatic give my vote.
WAAAAL and long live the teaching of equality by Martin Luther King, Jr.
John Parman