Posted by Count Torby on July 08, 1997 at 10:37:59:
In Reply to: Ladonian Bureau of Investigations posted by Fredric Rydahl on June 28, 1997 at 18:51:29:
: Hi there fellow Ladonians!
: I was just thinking of something a bit more important when I suddenly got an idea.
: Do we have a secret-service in Ladonia?
: I have heard nothing of such a organization so either they do not exist, or tthey are just bloody good at their job.
: In anycase, I see no special reason for not opening another one right now (if we in fact have got one).
: The purpose of this organization should be simple:
: 1) Investigate stuff
: 2) Wear fancy black suits and dark sunglasses
: 3) Track down any eventual terrorists and such (although I must admitt that we have had very few terrorist-attacks lately)
: I was thinking of a name for this organization.
: Since we are not a federal state, the Ladonian Bureau of Investigations (LBI) will have to do.
: I hope that there are a few Ladonians out there who would be interested in working as a LBI-agent.
: If there are, then we would also need someone to construct a nice and nifty homepage for us.
: If anyone is interested, please post a follow-up on this and/or send me a email.
: We need a rather small group of qualified people, spread across the globe, who are willing to hunt down information and generally look agent-like.
Ave!
I think this to be slightly unladonian concept. But in
some aspect right. Ladonia does not need a secret service
but an unsecret service where everything is open to our citizens.
A service that unravels the secrets there may be.
We are after all an eonatic country with standards that differs from nations around us,
especially Sweden with its comical secret service. Think of
the spyincident in Russia. Secret material hidden in a babuschka!
Just a laughing matter...
In Ladonia we need no such foolery. But maybe is I pointed out,
an unsecret service. Clothing of the personel is free. Black suits
and sunglasses are okay. Me myself look like an ugly copy
of Indiana Jones when I am hunting facts and artefacts concerning
our ladonian history. Yes, my hat is black...
Count Torby, minister of history