Posted by The foriegn Service on October 07, 1998 at 02:18:29:
Good evening from the chief of the diplomatic corps
desk in Ashland,
I have news to announce:
Currently we are facing a great drought in the number
of diplomats to nations in Africa and the Pacific
region, I even heard that our counsel in Beijing failed
to appear at a meeting to bribe Jiang Zemin into opening
relations with Ladonia! I am shocked that Ladonians are
not taking the initiative to become diplomats! There
are 214 countries in the world and only a handful have
ambassadors. As you know, I am in college now, and cannot possibly
field every diplomatic letter myself. By the way, i am getting my own television
show on public access television here in Ashland and
will present a Ladonia Column to the public in a show of support.
Please, for ladonia and the world's sake, we need ambassadors!
Best always,
John Parman