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: If so, I emphatically share this abundance of riches that recently came my way. Hoy-hoy! : Important Latin Phrases . . : Die dulci fruere. : Have a nice day. : Si hoc signum legere potes, operis boni in rebus Latinus : alacribus et fructuosis potiri potes! : If you can read this sign, you can get a good job in the : fast-paced, high-paying world of Latin! : Sona si Latine loqueris. : Honk if you speak Latin. : Ne auderis delere orbem rigidum meum! : Don't you dare erase my hard disk! : Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput : tuum saxum immane mittam. : I have a catapult. Give me all the money, or I will fling : an enormous rock at your head. : Sentio aliquos togatos contra me conspirare. : I think some people in togas are plotting against me. : Cave ne ante ullas catapultas ambules. : If I were you, I wouldn't walk in front of any catapults. : Gramen artificiosum odi. : I hate Astroturf. : Furnulum pani nolo. : I don't want a toaster. : Noli me vocare, ego te vocabo. : Don't call me, I'll call you. : Canis meus id comedit. : My dog ate it. : Illiud Latine dici non potest. : You can't say that in Latin. : Vidistine nuper imagines moventes bonas? : Seen any good movies lately? : Nullo metro compositum est. : It doesn't rhyme. : Non curo. Si metrum non habet, non est poema. : I don't care. If it doesn't rhyme, it isn't a poem. : Fac ut gaudeam. : Make my day. : Braccae illae virides cum subucula rosea et tunica : Caledonia-quam elenganter concinnatur! : Those green pants go so well with that pink shirt : and the plaid jacket! : Visne saltare? Viam Latam Fungosam scio. : Do you want to dance? I know the Funky Broadway. : Re vera, potas bene. : Say, you sure are drinking a lot. : Utinam barbari spatium proprium tuum invadant! : May barbarians invade your personal space! : Utinam coniurati te in foro interficiant! : May conspirators assassinate you in the mall! : Utinam logica falsa tuam philosophiam totam suffodiant! : May faulty logic undermine your entire philosophy! : Radix lecti : Couch potato : Quo signo nata es? : What's your sign? : Spero nos familiares mansuros. : I hope we'll still be friends. : Mellita, domi adsum. : Honey, I'm home. : Tam exanimis quam tunica nehru fio. : I am as dead as the nehru jacket. : Ventis secundis, tene cursum. : Go with the flow. : Te precor dulcissime supplex! : Pretty please with a cherry on top! : Magister Mundi sum! : I am the Master of the Universe! : Fac me cocleario vomere! : Gag me with a spoon! : Te audire no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure. : I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear. : Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax : materiam possit materiari? : How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck : could chuck wood? : Nihil est--in vita priore ego imperator Romanus fui. : That's nothing--in a previous life I was a Roman Emperor. : Aio, quantitas magna frumentorum est. : Yes, that is a very large amount of corn. : Recedite, plebes! Gero rem imperialem! : Stand aside plebians! I am on imperial business. : Fac ut vivas. : Get a life. : Betsy Thaggard : Charge d'Affaires -- Austin, Texas : Imperatrix Mundi

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